Haynes on Holiday
"What’s that? You’ve got a spare space on Question Time because no Cabinet minister will turn up? I’ll be right there!"

"What’s that? You’ve got a spare space on Question Time because no Cabinet minister will turn up? I’ll be right there!"

Do you remember the last time Jonathan claimed he was going to Devon, but actually hung around in London instead?

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@matthasteley

Do you remember the last time Jonathan claimed he was going to Devon, but actually hung around in London instead?

Credit: 

@matthasteley

Disturbing evidence emerges that Jonathan may *actually* have gone on holiday.

Disturbing evidence emerges that Jonathan may *actually* have gone on holiday.

Jonathan says he’s gone for a walk. He may be some time.

Jonathan says he’s gone for a walk. He may be some time.

No wonder Jonathan has never spoken about his holiday in 1969.

Photo shop by @matthasteley. 

No wonder Jonathan has never spoken about his holiday in 1969.

Photo shop by @matthasteley

Jonathan smells trouble on the FTSE.

Jonathan smells trouble on the FTSE.

Based on a true story.

Based on a true story.

On holiday in China.

On holiday in China.

Sailing holiday.

Sailing holiday.