Haynes on Holiday

“What’s that? You’ve got a spare space on Question Time because no Cabinet minister will turn up? I’ll be right there!”

Do you remember the last time Jonathan claimed he was going to Devon, but actually hung around in London instead?

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Disturbing evidence emerges that Jonathan may *actually* have gone on holiday.

Jonathan says he’s gone for a walk. He may be some time.

No wonder Jonathan has never spoken about his holiday in 1969.

Photo shop by @matthasteley.

Jonathan smells trouble on the FTSE.

Based on a true story.

On holiday in China.

Sailing holiday.